Saturday, January 22, 2011
My Vagina's Out: Week 3 Scores
What up #JSFL? This post is for last Monday's episode aka the one in which Snooki rearranged the leaderboard. My one week reign of terror has ended. I'm sure you're all so upset to hear that. Enough about me though. Scores are heah!
Here are the numbers as reported by Commissioner Amsterdam:
POINTS ARE HEEEEEEEERRRRRREEE!!!!
Most diverse scoring week so far, with everyone but Ronnie putting in some value. Of course, D-Block Snooki lead the way by a wiiiiiiddddde margin. Just a hunch: J-Woww is gonna have a similarly disparate lead over the competition tonight.
Here's how the episode went down:
Snooki : 63 total: 6 for Inappropriate conduct x2 (one for drinking in store, one for leaving work to chill); 5 for cops talk to you; 50 for gerring arrested; 1 for saying 'situation'; 1 for saying 'smushing'
New Girl : 10.5 total: 3 for getting kicked out of bar; 7.5 for hookup with roommate bonus
J-Woww: 1 total: 1 for calling boyfriend
Sammi : 8 total: cried twice for 4 points each
Mike : 19.5 total: made out twice for 12.5, including once with roommate; said "Situation" twice (maybe his all-time low); brought home a random for 5
Pauly : 6 total: 5 for bringing home random; 1 for saying 'guidos'
Vinnie : 10 total: 5 for bringing home random; 5 for making out
Commish note: I don't disagree with Charlie about Vinnie getting all the close calls, so I'm gonna keep his smush points out. However, I'm going to ask for a vote as to whether to count both of his 'questionable' smush scores (this week and last) or to keep this week out to balance out the uncertainty. We need 5 out of 8 votes to apply the contested 15 for this week, and mine will be the first 'yay'. Anyone else?
Your Most Noble Commish
After some email chain debates I think we decided on something. I can't remember what though. I was Snooki drunk during that whole debate.
Week 3 Starting Line-ups and Points
Frog: Snooki star (126), Vinnie (10), Sammi (8)
Andy: Snooki star (126), Vinnie (10), Deena (10.5)
@ckalange: Snooki star (126), Situation (19.5), Sammi (8)
Owen: Snooki star: (126), Ron (0), Deena (10.5)
@mattsisto: Situation star (39), Vinnie (10), DJ Pauly D (6)
@poloshot: Vinnie star (20), Situation (19.5), Jwoww (1)
@mikedashin: Sammi star (16), Ron (0), Deena (10.5)
@NotPinnock: Ron star (0), Situation (19.5), Jwoww (1)
Week 3 Team Scoring:
Big Board after Week 3:
1st) 251 points (Owen)
2nd) 243.5 points (Andy)
3rd) 225.5 points (@ckalange)
4th) 176.5 points (Owen)
5th) 175 points (@mattsisto)
6th) 146.5 points (@poloshot)
7th) 86.5 points (@mikedashin)
8th) 81.5 points (@NotPinnock)
So there you have it folks. I'm just mad at myself for drafting DJ Pauly D 2nd round over Snooki. Maybe this season is all about the girls reclaiming the party crown after last year's MVP domination. We'll see how the situation situates itself.
Posted by Matt at 9:36 PM