Week 10: The Staten Island Dump

Hey #JSFL, my apologies for waiting until literally the day of to post last week's scores but I've been away from vt and all over the place. Enough excuses. The worst part about posting late is I can barely remember the episode and am left with a scoresheet with events I can't remember. That said...

The Situation was this weeks mvp with 48 points. He made out twice (10 pts), smooshed once (15), got hit by Angelina (15 pts), said Situation three times (3 pts), and brought home a random (5 pts). As a side note, I'll never get tired of him calling for cabs and the confusing the operator with the name "Situation."

Next up was the Staten Island Dump with 34 points. She made out with Jose (5 pts), fought Snooki (10 pts), fought the Situation (15 pts), and cried (4 pts). Next season we're going to have to discuss a point category for members leaving the show. It goes against my grain the same way I don't think people who leave the Real World should be able to compete on challenges; at the same time it sucks for the teams that lost Trash Bags this week.

Snooki put up 20 points last week. She made out at the club (5 pts), flashed the entire club (5 public indecency points), and fought Trash Bags (10 pts)

Jwoww scored 4 points for crying when her ugly boyfriend Tom left.

Vinnie scored 1 point for saying "Situation".

In List Form:

Situation: 48 points
Trash Bags: 34 points
Snooki: 20 points
Jwoww: 4 points
Vinnie: 1 point

Wek 10 Team Points:

@RobertAGeorge: 82 points
@MollyMSmith: 58 points
@Ckalange: 49 points
@mattsisto: 49 points
@wickedcoolmatt: 38 points
@NotPinnock: 21 points
@Handyslunch: 20 points
@poloshot: 4 points

Big Board after Week 10:

1st) @Ckalange (444.5)
2nd) @mattsisto (439)
3rd) @RobertAGeorge (426.5)
4th) @handyslunch (385)
5th) @NotPinnock (382.5)
6th) @wickedcoolmatt (330.5)
7th) @poloshot (325)
8th) @MollyMSmith (321.5)

What do we know going into the final stretch? It's impossible for @RobertAGeorge to overtake @mattsisto without Angelina because now their teams are the same with Ronnie and The Situation. Similarly, the difference between first and second place is the performance of Ronnie vs DJ Pauly D. They're both wifed up at this point so how much could their scores move? It may become a game of inches with Pauly D racking up "situation" points every now and then.

The competition for the middle of the leaderboard is heating up. The difference between teams @handyslunch and @NotPinnock is Sammie/Vinnie. @NotPinnock is 2.5 points behind but I like Vinnie to put up more points than Sammie so I think we'll see some moves there. Neither of these teams are out of it especially considering the 3rd place team just lost Angelina.

The bottom of the leaderboard is turning into a tight race too. @poloshot needs some performance out of Ronnie if he's going to overtake @wickedcoolmatt. They both have Sammie and Jwoww so these next few weeks will be telling. Finally, @MollyMSmith still has a punchers chance for not last place if Snooki can keep putting up points. I actually like her to overtake both @poloshot and @wickedcoolmatt because, with Jwoww on all three of their teams, there's no way Snooki doesn't outscore Sammie for the rest of the season, barring some miraculous turn of events.

It's really heating up. This is exciting. I don't think anyone is safe.