Monday, October 18, 2010
Week 12: Oh yeah, week 12, YEEEEAAAHHHHH
Oh yeah, #JSFL, YEEEEAHHHHH
What a season it has been. It makes me sad to say this is my second to last Jersey Shore point post of the year. Noooooooo!!! You know what I think we're seeing though? The Situation really getting changed by the fame. Being a lousy wingman, parking wherever he wants, that bored face...it's all about him changing now. Next Season is going to be ridiculously interesting. But we have some work to do before then.
Last week was a point extravaganza. There was also the first social point scoring (the entire cast was kicked out of the club for 3 pts each) since they all toasted to "Miami Bitch" in the first episode. This is great just because it's nice to see every JSFL team getting some points.
For the third time this season Vinnie was the MVP with 29 points. He made out with Ramona twice (10 points), smooshed Ramona (15 pts), said "situation" once, and got kicked out of the club (3pts)
Next up was DJ Pauly D who scored 28 points. He brought home two randoms (10 points), made out with two different girls (5 pts each), said "Situation" a personal record 5 times, plus the 3 points for the club kick out.
Situation was next with 22 points. He brought home two randoms (10 points), got kicked out of the bar, and said "situation" a season record 9 times. That's right, the Situation said, "Situation" 9 times. Let that sink in.
Ronnie and Sam both scored 10.5 points. They made out with each other in the hot tub (5 points x1.5) and were forcibly removed from the club for 3.
Finally, Snooki and Jwoww scored 7 points for when they were both crying over Snook's friend leaving (On a side note, @poloshot pointed out how ridiculous it is that they get so home sick when they're only gone like 6 weeks) and they both got kicked out of the club too.
In list form:
DJ Pauly D: 28
The Situation: 22
Week 12 Team Scoring
Big Board after 12 weeks:
1st) @ckalange (536.5)
2nd) @mattsisto (506.5)
3rd) @robertageorge (469)
4th) @NotPinnock (458.5)
5th) @handyslunch (437.5)
6th) @poloshot (353)
7th) @wickedcoolmatt (348)
8th) @MollyMSmith (335.5)
So what do we know going into the final week?
@Ckalange is pretty secure on top of the leaderboard unless Ron-Ron blows up and they show him and Sammi smooshing a few times and DJ Pauly does nothing. In that case @mattsisto can maybe catch him. This is obviously a long shot.
@NotPinnock is very much in the hunt for third place especially if the Situation doesn't have a big episode. @robertageorge has Ronnie and the Situation so really it'll come down to whether Sitch does something big. Similarly, @handyslunch isn't out of it necessarily but he'll need a bigger week from Sammi than Vinnie which at this point seems like a long shot too.
@poloshot (Ron-Jwoww-Sam) will finish higher than @wickedcoolmatt (Jwoww-Sam-Trashbags) because of his five point lead. Whether @Mollymsmith can beat either of them comes down to whether or not Snooki has a big episode.
What's interesting is that there are three races going on: the race for first, the race for third, and the race for not the bottom. I think only the race for the top is out of reach. That said:
I'm going to try to jinx @ckalange now and say he's definitely going to win it, not a chance anything goes wrong for him, there's no chance Ronnie puts up any points, this is pretty much over.
I'll see you on Thursday.
ps Does anyone else think Vinnie's girl Ramona is kinda busted? Discuss.
Posted by Matt at 2:56 PM