The Jersey Shore Fantasy League
The Draft:
Numbers ranging from 1-8 will be written on pieces of paper, folded, and placed in a hat. Players will pick a piece of paper and the draft will proceed from the first pick (1) through the 8th (8). In the second round picks will go from numbers 8-1. In the third round picks will go 1-8. Each cast-member will be available 4 times to be selected at any point. Once said cast-member has been picked 4 times he is off the board. Players may not select the same the same cast member twice.
All efforts will be made to place the draft at a time and place accessible to all participants. Should anyone be unable to attend the draft they may either choose someone to act for them or (ideally) represent themselves via speakerphone or the internets.
Trades:
Trades will be allowed through the newly established week 15 trade deadline. Trades can come in any form but must be approved by at least 2 parties with no part in the trade. For instance, if one participant loses interest in the league he may offer to trade his cast members to another participant for a hot dog/beer/hearty handshake. The participant in this instance would need the approval of at least two other indifferent parties to finalize the trade. All trades must be finalized by the 8 pm roster submission deadline, outlined under Rosters below.
There is no cap for the number of players allowed on a team. Should two participants decide to trade Sammy and Ronnie for The Situation they would only need the approval of 2 non-involved parties for trade to be admissible.
Rosters:
Each week teams will submit rosters by 8 pm on the night of the episode either through email or twitter to the Associate Commissioner in Charge of Rosters. Each roster submission will detail a Star Player, two other starters, and one bench player. Each player must be a Star Player at least once and every player must be on the active roster at least 3 times. Each player must also be benched at least 3 times. The roster history will be maintained by the ACCR on a google doc and made public by request.
Scoring:
The League Commissioner shall be responsible for tallying points and entering them into a google doc spread sheet that will be made available for all participants to view. In the event that a point total is disputed, the individual scores for said cast-member (as recorded by participants) will be averaged out and that average point total will stand. The League Commissioner will also take into consideration input from other players and, if a majority of other players disagree, the point ruling will be changed.
The player designated as a “Star Player” on a roster will be granted a 2x multiplier on all points scored that episode. The other two starters score normal points, bench players score none.
If a cast-member is traded their previously scored points do not migrate but remain with their former team. Team points will be tallied following the grand finale. In the event of a tie, points will be tallied during the “shit they should have shown” episode or, should that episode not take place, the winner will be chosen based on the amount of times their team has to be “bleeped” during the reunion show. Each Bleep will be worth one point even if it is a longer, sustained bleep.
All points for teams will be tallied and blogged within 48 hours of the League Commissioners point tally. Any errors in math will be fixed immediately.
Rule Changes:
Any questions or changes to the rules must be decided before the week 15 trade deadline. Any proposed changes must have the support of greater than 50% of the league. Similarly, if the league commissioner is found to be not up to task he may be voted out if greater than 50% of the league wishes however he must be replaced at that time by a candidate able to carry greater than 50% of the votes. If the original commissioner was voted out but no replacement is found he will keep his position but try to do a better job.
Points
Work
1-Being late
2-Yelled at by boss
3-Inappropriate conduct (drinking, hooking up, etc.)
5-No show
25-Fired
Law
3-Kicked out of bar
5-Cops talk to you
50-Arrested
Hook up
5-Make Out
5-Public indecency (hot tub/patio included (Anything with Blurcles))
7-Girl making out with girl
15-Hook up
x3-Threesome
Fight
10-Same Sex
15-Girl hitting guy
100-Guy hitting girl (slaps, hard shoves, tosses, basic intent to harm, etc.)
Infidelity
5-Excessive grinding
10-Making out
20-BF/GF cheats on you during visit
25-Hook up
Miscellaneous
1-Call BF/GF
1-Any iteration of “Jersey Shore Bitch”
1-Saying Guido, Guidette, or The Situation
1- Iteration of "Smoosh/Smash/Smash-room"
2-BF/GF crying
3-Writing something
4-Crying
5-Puking
5-Bring home random (per person)
10-Getting a tattoo or piercing
20-Break up with BF/GF
25-STD scare
25-Reading a book
50-Pregnancy scare
x1.5-Anything with a roommate
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